Our special guest today will be Satajito Shyamalan-san.
You sure? I've seen it twice with my own eyes.
No, it's not the usual ridiculous things. I don't expect you to believe me right away... But I'll definitely show proof.
He Really hung up...
Sanada... kissing up shouldn't be your style.
It expanded...
I love to create happiness for people.
What do you think will make people happy?
You live to do pleasurable things. We're happy because of that. You people that are always in front of the T.V are successors.
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Thank Lefty for the timing.
Ah this feels good. Earth might not be an advanced planet, but their bathtubs sure are great. This rocks!
The next best thing is...
White rice!
Itadakimas!
Talking about switching bodies, I thought you'd do something. You were only bathing and eating.
Are you happy that Tute's not around?
What is this?!
Shut up, we're only in space. Don't panic over everything.
Uh, okay.
What! What space? What's going on?
Your body recovery request has been officially approved.
I've never heard of such thing.
The message came when you were asleep. What can I do about it?
Ah, you hit me before.
What?, I can't hear you.
Are you a child?
Then, when are we going back?
Earth time, maybe one or two days?
What about school? The midterm test is coming up soon.
Test or body? Which one's more important?
Body...
Right?
Sail route confirmed to be Oriotera!
Hayamiya, Hurry and organize the ancient texts.
What? You didn't even do it yourself.
Celestial pictures? Hayamiya-san's quiet a romanticist.
Eh? Really?
Where do you guys get time to talk leisurely? What's important now is next week's test, the big obstacle.
Men that can't understand these things are the worst.
What did you say?
I'm late, sorry.
Nakasugi!
Eh? Senkawa-kun isn't here yet?
He seems to have caught a cold. He just mailed me about it.
Is that so?
Comparing to Senkawa, the test is more important right now.
You handle the math part Nakasugi.
OK.
Hey everyone... Wanna come over to my place this Sunday?
Your place?
Is it to start a reviewing session for the test?
No, it's a party that my grandfather wanted to congratulate me on leaving the hospital.
Party?
And he wanted me to bring over some friends from school.
I'm not too good with that kind of thing...
Of course we'll go.
I'll tell Senkawa.
What a relief.
Nakasugi's place... I wander how luxurious it is.
It's only a normal house.
Lailalo, please use port line number 208.
Roger.
That's Birdy's home planet?
Yup.
It's similar to earth. A blue planet.
I guess so.
Navigator, Lailalo will be landing on the red line.
Roger.
Welcome back Lailalo.
Whoa, I see, I see! What is that!
Be quiet, control yourself.
Birdy Cephon, please let us transport your luggage to Econos-Quill.
How long will it take?
That will vary depending upon the result of the search.
I just want to go back as soon as possible.
We're always trying our best.
Will my body really be repaired?
Don't worry, even the mole at the bottom of your butt will be completely replaced.
Birdy Cephon, you too have to be searched.
Me too?
Please ride the transport.
So troublesome...
No abnormality detected in Birdy Cephon's body.
As a precaution, also scan her memory.
Neural integration condition is normal too.
No, it's a bit unstable.
Because I said so.
What were those?
These are...
Birdy's...
It's huge...
Even though it's big, they're still bugs.
Not bugs, it's the Megius Investigation Department.
Tsutomu-kun, please be patient for a little longer. I'll promise you that your body will be back to normal and let you return to your normal life.
Thank you.
Despite being a bug, he can talk pretty well.
Watch it.
Tsutomu-kun, I need to converse with Birdy for a while.
Please, please.
Birdy...
Yes.
I heard about Tute. It's very unfortunate.
Yes...
Even though we tried our best to save him, you still need a new guardian.
Investigation Department, I'm entering.
Weegie!
Dog, It's a dog this time!
The medical department sent a report.
She's Weegie Hayo.
It's a dog.
Welcome back Birdy.
I'm back.
The mind fusion risk parameter is green.
Mind fusion is?
The outsider eats the owner.
Then, who's the outsider?
You.
Then the owner is Birdy?
Yup...
Wait a minute.
If I eat Birdy, What happens to Birdy?
Disappear from this world.
This kid's called Tsutomu.
Birdy, aren't you afraid? You'll disappear.
It's because of me that your body was damaged. I can't do anything about it either.
But...
If the risk parameter is green then there should be no problem.
Birdy...
In Econos-quill, it should take 3 months earth-time to repair.
Three months? Tsutomu-kun'll be able to return to his own body in three months?
Isn't that great, Tsutomu-kun?
Birdy...
It's going to be repaired earlier then we expected. That's great.
Yes.
And there's someone who heard about your return and got very excited.
Skeletsu just told us that he wants to meet you.
Really Weegie?
Yeah.
Who's that?
My guidance director.
Birdy's teacher?
He's currently working at the mechanical security department...
Birdy!
Director!
Birdy, you seem well.
Director Skeletsu, long time no see.
What. what?
I haven't FOUGHT you for a long time!
Come on.
I'm not done yet!
Let's pretend not to see it.
Sure.
What's wrong Birdy, Where's your usual power?
Skeletsu.
Yea, because my conscious is fused with the earthling right now.
What? No, no, hurry up and throw those things away.
Mr. Lizard over there, stop talking nonsense.
Okay.
The person in there, let me see you.
Ye-Yes...
Cute.
The investigator laughed.
Even more gross...
Skeletsu, didn't I tell you to come a bit later?
I know.
Is it time to be summoned to the court yet?
Court?
Yup, so you need to be quiet for a while.
The above will conclude the questioning from the investigation department.
Wait, I was forced to do it by Geega!
Next, please let investigator Birdy Cephon Altaria testify.
I'm innocent! Geega was the one breaking the law!
Silence, defendant.
Kuikugini is only a mere transporter.
Why're they purposely calling Birdy?
I don't know, it seems to be the court department's decision.
Then, attorney, please continue your questioning.
What's that?
I'm Deity, Nejula Gate Altaria.
Even the Deity intervened.
If it's a court case not defined in the laws...
Was the reason why Birdy was summoned to testify also an excuse to question her?
Silence, this court hereby permit the intervention of the Deity in this case.
In addition, the Deity is granted rights to question.
Is that OK?
Birdy Cephon Altaria.
You seem to have 2 names.
What do others usually call you?
Objection.
The witness's name has nothing to do with this case.
The witness's profile is critically related to the case it's self.
Objection overruled.
What do others usually call you?
Berserker killer, Birdy.
What a vicious name.
I see.
That vicious attitude of yours is clearly shown.
When you were capturing the defendant,
You let the other two heavily sinned criminals escape?
Yes.
Then, what was the illegal item that they were carrying?
That's classified under the investigation department.
Don't forget that you're being questioned by a Deity.
It's what to be called "Riunka".
What is that item?
That...
This is questioning, tell me everything you know.
I do not know the specifics about Riunka.
You conducted an investigation not even knowing what the criminal had.
The next question.
During the time that you were investigating the unknown Riunka,
You killed a civilian on an undeveloped planet, Earth.
What?
I would've never thought...
Can it be that the outsider is...
Yes...
How did this happen...
Is that true?
Please answer, Birdy Cephon Altaria.
I...
Objection.
That question just now had nothing to do with the current case.
And the Deity is asking too much.
Let's switch Birdy.
Not now.
Don't worry, hurry.
Those actions violate the witness's rights.
Objection overruled.
I'm sorry.
What do you plan to do?
This is related to me.
You are?
Myself...no...I'm called Senkawa.
The one killed by Birdy...
I'm an earthling.
The court will now take a break...
The Deity will continue.
Please go on.
No...Well...
It seems to be a murder. I died but haven't really died.
How should I say this... Anyways, I'm still alive like this.
There are inconveniences in sharing a body with Birdy.
And can be problematic at times.
But I was told that my own body can be repaired.
So, Birdy didn't kill anyone.
I didn't expect the persecutor to defend the murder.
But as a representative of the residents on earth, please answer me a few question.
Nejula.
Birdy Cephon Altaria, please wait for a moment.
But I don't know about much about the court case.
It's only going to be a few simple questions.
Do you know what Riunka is?
No.
Riunka, in ancient imperial language, means shapeless death.
Please observe.
What is this?
What did she do?
The Deity used Bindu attack.
It allows the Deity to express records of history in first person point of view.
What is this?
During the imperial age.
Only because the residents on planet Bilugema was wiped out by Riunka.
Were we able to record the tragedy on Bilugema.
Because of Riunka...
Do you understand, earthling. Riunka's power.
If the Riunka that caused the tragedy in Bilugema is on Earth...
If history repeats...
Thats not good.
Did everyone hear the earthling's clear opinion?
And Birdy Cephon's mistake during the investigation.
Is the reason why Riunka was brought to Earth.
But, Birdy is trying her best.
She's trying her best to fulfill her duties.
Birdy Cephon Altaria.
I, Deity, will monitor your actions.
Please do not forget that.
That's all.
Wait... What about me?
Ah, I forgot that this was your trial.
As Deity, I execute super-eminent magisterial judgment and sentence you to 25 years of solitary confinement.
How? How does smuggling deserve such a heavy punishment
This is the decision of a Deity. Accept it obediently.
Next, regarding the information about Riunka.
They are all classified, understand?
Nejula.
You used this trial to deliver information about Riunka.
Frankly, I don't like you.
I know that already.
The committee probably sent Nejula to tell us about Riunka.
At least Riunka explains the tragedy during imperial age.
Shapeless death, in ancient imperial language...
Yes.
Birdy, continue your investigation.
But the earthling's safety has to be first priority.
Yes.
And lastly, about Tute's replacement...
No need for a replacement.
Birdy.
And, I have a new buddy anyways.
Here.
Because of Tute's promise.
Ah, that's fine.
We conserved some functions from the recovered Tute.
I thought it'd help you on your investigation.
It wouldn't be strange for an earthling to carry something that looks like this.
Please treasure it like Tute.
Yes.
It's Riunka.
If Riunka is awakened, this world would be happier.
But you'll get first dibs on it of course.
Because you've worked hard for me.
Then, let us look forward to it.
With Riunka.
I haven't been here for a while.
People here don't look much different from people on earth.
Because they're also Altarians, just like me.
Altarian?
What happened?
The union.
Is this your homeland?
Well, you can say that.
I've always played here when I was little.
Look, that store over there.
That store sold great Patilo...
A car explosion!?
Are you OK?
Hang in there.
It's Arita Shion again.
It seems that Birdy-san and Tsutomu-kun haven't returned to Earth yet.
And there seems to be a alien terrorist called King-Zero.
Targeting Birdy-san and Nejula-san.
Grudge holding, bad tempered, evil villain.
Birdy-san, please beat the hell out of him!
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Thank Lefty for the timing.